Zodiac signs and Your Bad Behavior
Some of you will be using your zodiac signs as an excuse for bad behavior, una no dey okay. You have bad behavior, own it,...
Nigeria
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The Craziest Things You Get to See During the Rainy Season
The rainy season in Nigeria isn’t just about water pouring from the sky, it’s a whole reality show. From the moment the dark clouds gather,...
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How to Survive Lagos Rain Without Losing Your Mind or Steeze
Welcome to Lagos, where one minute it’s sunny and the next, the clouds are crying like they just got dumped at a BRT terminal. You...
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Can We Talk About Birthday Anxiety?
Because “Celebrate Me” don turn to “Stress Me” every year Once Upon a Time, Birthdays Were Simple There used to be a time, ahhhh, a...
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Let People Sleep Abeg: A Saturday Morning Rant
Friday was chaotic. Deliverables stacked like JAMB questions, rain fell like it had beef with humanity, and as usual, bus drivers used the opportunity to...
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NEPA Is the Biggest Disappointment in Nigeria — and We’re Tired
There are many disappointments in this country; bad roads, traffic, and even some relationships. But one thing that consistently carries the trophy for national disgrace...
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Soft Life No Be for Everybody, Make We No Lie
And it’s okay, really. You’re just not on the RSVP list. Yet. There’s this popular saying, “Soft life or nothing” by people who have made...
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Imagine If World War 3 Happens and Nigeria Is Involved.
This Israeli/Iran war, popularly known as ‘the 12-day war’ by the loud orange-haired man in the White House, is a conflict that has gotten the...
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Is 8-Hour Sleep Even Real in Nigeria?
We all know the experts recommend 7 to 9 hours of sleep every night but if you’re living in Nigeria, especially in a city like...
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Why Do Nigerians Shout on the Phone? It’s a Phone Call, Not a Family Meeting!
Because sometimes even earphones can’t save you from Uncle “HELLO CAN YOU HEAR ME??” If there’s one thing Nigerians are known for, apart from jollof...
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African Aunties and Baggy Clothes: Please, Leave Me and My Oversized Shirt Alone!
At this point, I deserve a mental stress bonus for wearing baggy clothes to a Nigerian family event. You just want to breathe, look cute,...
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How to Look Busy in the Office When You’ve Met Your Deliverables Since 11AM
Because if they know you’re free, they’ll add more work, and we’re just trying to survive out here. So, you’ve wrapped up your deliverables by...
